Ok: there have been a lot of murmurings around this site and others that perhaps being a Mac fan is about buying into an image and overlooking flaws for the sake of “coolness.” I want to clear up a few misconceptions about my own stance with Apple as well as the proprieties and improprieties of buying into Apple’s brand image.
Scobleizer wrote an interesting post that expressed some dissatisfaction with both Apple and the community that supports Apple so much. Here’s a list of brand image promises made by Apple, according to Scobleizer:
1. If your machine behaves badly it’s your fault.
2. Any idiot can use an Apple machine (that’s what they tell you before you buy one) but if your machine crashes then you must be a “œgenius” to fix it (they have bars at stores now where you can “œborrow” a genius, but only after waiting in line “” my son twice has been turned away from genius bars because they were too busy and was told to “œcome back tomorrow at 10 a.m.”). Oh, and if you are having problems at 10 p.m., and dare tell people on your blog about your problems you’ll get tons of abuse back “œhow DARE you be an Apple user and not know you needed to flash your PRAM.” Translation: any idiot can use a Mac, but not really.
3. If you dare complain about the brand promise you’ll get pounced on by hoardes of annonymous astroturfing Apple FanBois.
4. If you don’t get the brand promise of Apple don’t attempt to point out that the ads are ridiculous. Instead, just leave the cult and go back to using that “œinferior” machine you used to use.
5. Check out my new Mac, with its cool brushed metal surface and the light-up Apple logo.
6. If you use an Apple machine you will be as cool as Kevin Rose.
First of all, I’d like to apologize as a member of the Apple community for the actions of a few that get thrills from harassing anyone who speaks against Apple; fanboyism is fun, but its immature to flaunt in the face of someone who voices legitimate concerns.
There are people who visit this site that would call me a fanboy; however, I think being a fanboy means overlooking the faults of that which that fanboy supports in the interest of being a general ass.
I have, on many occasions, voiced complaints with the shoddiness of Apple’s MacBook displays, cracking cases, updates that cause more problems than they create, and more. I do love Apple, but I will admit there are problems.
In response to the list of brand image promises:
1.If your machine behaves badly, its your fault.
-Absolutely not. The MacBook I am writing on right now has a flickering display; I only have one machine, and I need it to write and do schoolwork, so I cannot afford to have it repaired right now. That doesn’t mean its my fault. Moreover, software issues are not always a result of user error; Apple has never alleged any of these things. Users have typified this mentality, and that has nothing to do with Apple’s brand image promises.
2. Any idiot can use an Apple machine, but not really (I’m shortening his rant).
- Any idiot or otherwise can use an Apple machine, just like anyone can use a Windows or Linux machine. When it comes to repairs, you can go about them in the same way you would with any other machine; trouble-shoot, roll-back or reinstall. In regards to hardware repairs, it can be frustrating to be forced to deal with the Genius Bar (which isn’t particularly “available” like they would like you to think.) Any idiot CAN use an Apple, but the elitist Apple community would have you believe its your fault because apparently there aren’t many who can admit nothing is perfect.
3. If you say anything against Apple you’ll catch hell from the fanboys (again a synopsis).
- You will catch hell from fanboys. Very rarely will you catch flack from mature satisfied users. However, if you choose to involve yourself in a close-knit online community of bloggers and readers, you’re going to catch hell for just about anything you say; its the nature of the beast.
4. Don’t talk about the poor quality of Apple’s ad campaign; if you don’t buy into it, get a Dell dude.
- I find many of the ads quite humorous, with a caveat: they are meant to feed the image of Apple users that Apple users created. Apple buys into the community now because elitism sells machines. You don’t have to get upset when someone says something about you not liking the ads; maybe you shouldn’t complain about the ads, and maybe they shouldn’t take it personally. No harm, no foul.
The last two I won’t even dignify with a response. Here’s where Apple’s brand image stands in relation to the Apple and technology communities:
Apple doesn’t make perfect products. Apple never said they do; the community likes to think, at times, they’re superior to everyone, and that’s ridiculous. However, fanboys will be fanboys; if you start a fire about Apple being better or worse than something else, do you honestly expect anything less than controversy? The same goes for politics, religion, or sexual preference. If you don’t like it, don’t write about it.