The porn industry is focusing its efforts on creating a niche for iPhone users; not only does that mean revamping content to look sexier on the little screen, but also for using the different aspects of the iPhone to aid in different…more exciting…implementations.  Your iPhone is no longer used for good clean fun.

 In fact, the iPhone has become such a haven for scum and villainy that the porn industry has taken to redesigning websites to be specifically iPhone oriented; even better (or worse), those sites are redesigning their “footage” to include more close-ups and wide-angle shots to better fit the iPhone’s screen, according to PC Mag.

  Even more tittilating: a one OhMiBod “NaughtiNano” is a vibrator specifically made for the iPhone that will, erm, fluctuate dependent upon the cadences of the spoken voice on the other end of your phone conversation.  Talk about having an exciting conversation with a friend.

Some in the porn industry don’t think that the iPhone will be such a big breakthrough; some “entrepreneurs” (a.k.a. men and women who have spent large amounts on modifying their bodies for on-screen sex) argue that porn is watched in private, and for that reason, viewers might prefer a larger screen for a more…vivid…experience.

The iPhone is making headway, and you might even be able to catch some of those headways on your iPhone; just make sure to not engage in conversations that are too exciting whilest driving automobiles, or flying jet planes.    

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Entry was posted on Thursday, January 10th, 2008 at 7:30 pm under Apple, Tips, Updates, iPhone, opinion.  Print This Post

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