Google AdSense copy reveals new iMac, MacBook, Mac mini details
In some ways, blogging about Apple and its many wondrous products is like being a paparazzi standing outside a Hollywood nightclub hoping Britney Spears or some other noteworthy moistened bint gives you the chance to photograph a nipple slip. Well, we’ve been afforded just such an opportunity as Dutch-language ad copy “confirms” that new iMacs, MacBooks and Mac minis are near, very near.
Quoting Netherlands-based Google Ad Sense ads, AppleInsider reports that Apple will soon unveil — big surprise — ultra-thin iMacs, lighter n’ thinner white MacBooks and more affordable Mac minis. Moreover, localized versions of these ads have appeared on German, Austrian and iTalian websites, as well.
MacBook: Apple’s Newest MacBook. Thinner, lighter and faster! Free delivery. Order today (Dutch — Apple’s Nieuwste MacBook. Dunner, lichter en krachtiger! Gratis bezorging. Bestel vandaag.)
iMac: The Brand new iMac. Ultra Thin 20 & 24 inch models. From only € 1,099. Apple Store (Dutch — De Splinternieuwe iMac. Ultradunne 20 & 24 inch modellen. Vanaf slechts €1,099. Apple Store).
Mac mini: Apple’s New Mac Mini. Faster and more affordable than ever. From only € 499. Order immediately (Dutch — Apple’s Nieuwe Mac Mini. Sneller en betaalbaarder dan ooit. Vanaf slechts €499**. Bestel meteen).
** The cheapest Mac mini currently sells for € 599 on the Dutch online store.
All the more tantalizing is the fact that clicking the links in these ads directs shoppers to blank pages on the local Apple Store — can you say oops?
Here in the land of milk and Honey Nut Cheerios, Apple has informed third-party resellers to not expect availability of the MacBook, Mac mini and iMac until at least Oct 7. Further, some Apple retail stores have reportedly received new signage in the past 48 hours that’s not to be opened or displayed until further notice.
It’s gotta be Tuesday, don’t you think?
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What does a gratuitous cleavage shot have to do with this article?
October 4th, 2009
I was wondering the same thing about the cleavage. It’s actually why I clicked the link to this article. Wait, that’s exactly what the gratuitous cleavage shot has to do with this article: traffic!
October 4th, 2009
“In some ways, blogging about Apple and its many wondrous products is like being a paparazzi standing outside a Hollywood nightclub hoping Britney Spears or some other moistened bint worthy of note gives you the chance to photograph a nipple slip.”
Reading — it’s fundamental (to understanding)
October 5th, 2009
“In some ways, blogging about Apple and its many wondrous products is like being a paparazzi standing outside a Hollywood nightclub hoping Britney Spears or some other moistened bint worthy of note gives you the chance to photograph a nipple slip.”
Reading — it’s fundamental (to understanding)
OH! You’re my new favorite blogger fyi
October 5th, 2009
then you should have used a nipple shot! gees.. lol
October 5th, 2009
Pretty sad when you have to use porn to attract readers to apple blogs. LOL
October 6th, 2009
You’re saying I should have used the “beaver shot” instead?