Nutty Brit chick marries her MacBook Pro
After an 11-month engagement, a bright, perky and surprisingly attractive British girl named Hermione has married her MacBook Pro, “Alex.” Although his exact hardware specs aren’t listed, the bride says that he’s a “real machine” while giving a nervous wiggle in her seat. Hmm.
Twenty-four-year-old Hermione Way has web her Apple-branded laptop, following a nearly one-year-long engagement. And, despite what you think expect, Hermione is far from fugly, though she could due with a few nights of sleep — a testament to the portable pro one’s Macly prowess no doubt.
No, mixed marriages aren’t yet legal in Britain, but Hermione is hopeful. Thereupon, given the Mac’s powerful hardware and seemingly endless uptime, more and more Mac + human couplings are expected.
However, even in liberal Britain, it seems highly unlikely that cross-platform marriages will ever be legal let alone considered normal or moral.
Do you approve of Miss Way’s choice and do you think the relationship will outlast Alex’s warranty? Inquiring minds want to know…
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Loopy, loopy, loopy.
I bet it’s a publicity ploy. Either that, or there’s an extreme need for psychological intervention here.