I’ve always admired the guy, but this series of quips and quotes have only deepened my appreciation for his art. Also, chalk up another cultural milestone for Twitter as the design guru’s comments were broadcast live.

Perhaps the old adage that, “There’s no such thing as a free puppy,” should be updated to read, “There’s no such thing as free porn.” Social engineering at work…

A California court has order the Apple CEO and his lawyer to explain the benefits of demolishing the dilapidated dump and demonstrate that alternatives have been researched. Or, put another way, a sympathetic judge has run out of cards to play.

With performance, price, and FireWire all advantages of the white consumer portable, is there really any reason to pay $300 more for Apple’s pretty piece of aircraft grade Aluminum?

You know it’s gonna be a slow news day when … the hottest, “that’s all we’ve got?” rumor on the Apple CEO’s well-being and whereabouts inexplicably comes from a Web site on the other side of the planet.

Although it could simply be poor language skills or a general lack of sophistication, one gets the idea this criminal really doesn’t grasp what he’s talking about.

The story of the mansion that Steve Jobs wants to tear down and rebuild has been winding its way through the press, not to mentioned the Woodside, CA approval process for about five years. Now, unless the people who want to preserve the heritage of a copper baron who reduced a huge swath of nature to an open pit eyesore and built a residential monument to that excess decide to appeal, it appears Apple’s CEO has finally won approval to raze the structure and construct a modern, greener dwelling on the property.

Somebody has to buy Twitter. Honestly, how else are the founders going to cash out? Lord knows they don’t have a business plan and there’s perhaps little chance they’ll find one before their 15 minutes are up.

A humorous parody of Microsoft’s “Laptop hunters” series of television commercials has been built around “Homeless Frank,” who’s been tasked with finding the portable of his dreams for less than $1,000. Like a lot regular folks, however, Frank would rather fail up and take the cash rather than the piece of crap Windows notebook he can get for that much money.

Apple’s CEO hasn’t made a appearance or even been spotted out n’ about let alone made any sort of statements or public utterances for months. Still whether it’s rank speculation about his health, rumors of a Cupertino corner office succession plan or all the wonders he has wrought, Steve Jobs is anything but forgotten.